⚙️ Heavy Metal Maintenance at FTCL’s Mayhem City! ⚙️
FTCL Oil Change Center: For the Machines That Keep the City Running (or Rolling Over Everything Else).
Your heavy-duty rig, transport truck, or armored fighting vehicle deserves nothing less than the best. In the rough-and-tumble streets of Mayhem City, keeping your power plant lubricated is the key to victory, whether you’re hauling vital supplies or laying down a suppressing fire.
The FTCL Oil Change Center specializes in the robust, high-volume maintenance required for true war machines.
We Service:
- 🚚 Massive Transport Trucks
- 🛡️ Armored Personnel Carriers (APCs)
- 💣 Main Battle Tanks (Tanks, naturally!)
- 🛠️ Mobile Command Units for Rallies
- And ANY vehicle that burns heavy oil and dominates the road!
Our facility is equipped with industrial-grade lifts, high-capacity fluid pumps, and disposal systems built to handle everything your engine can throw at us. We use only FTCL-certified, high-performance tactical lubricants designed to withstand extreme temperatures and hostile conditions.
Stop by FTCL’s Mayhem City Location TODAY! (Look for the colossal spanner sign, just off the main Supply Road)
💥 SPECIAL OFFER! 💥
Present this coupon for a 15% discount on any Full-Service Oil & Filter Change! (Coupon is one-time use per vehicle, per deployment cycle. Void where prohibited by explosive ordnance.)
