This is a running joke of me using William as my representation of everything lol. NOBODY likes William, so this is me giving him credit! I do love using this with my humor. I also love corny 1 liners and love joking with my friends and seeing their reactions.
Another Layer to these, slight aimed at my in game crush LOL. My nephew asked me, “How do you rizz girls?” I just told him, be yourself and learn how to make them smile and laugh.
This one, I thought was funny. The heart hand gesture, a more muscular physique. But the idea of “You complete me” from the Jerry Maguire movie is a famous one. To make it relatable with Last Z, you complete a hero by using fragments to complete their stars.
This was also down the same line of You carry a piece of me with you.
And this one too. But the theme is a bit different as.. well, once you get Katrina and Fiona… Bill starts to be come irrelevant to the hero line up. So in this case, he is asking you to complete him.
“Are you a keyboard? Because you are my type.”
I also added to this with “U and I are next to each other”. Now my friend didn’t get it at 1st. (She is Korean and there is language and possibly keyboard barrier).
U = You and I (me) are next to each other. Just going down the keyboard reference.
“Do you know what my shirt is made of? It’s made of boyfriend material.” I also added in caption, “You feel that? Not the material, the attraction between us!” I also added some blowing kiss emojis too.
Gotta highlight your attributes.
I shared this with my friend Eve.
I was also joking with Eve about this one liner and check that smooth rebuttal!
“I am getting lost… in your eyes“.
She laughed and said, “use google maps“.
Then I said, “I did and it gave me your coords (coordinates)” LOL.
Bill, you Rizzler! ( I didn’t make picture tho)
“Hey, I’m going for a walk. Will you hold this for me? (holds out his hand). awwwww”
The layer – there used to be a show that would have some small description from the contestant like, “Hi, my name is Roger, I like long walks on the beach”.
This is for the dog lovers. “I’d ask if I could take you out, but I think our dogs already planned it“.
Layer – my last dog was a yellow lab that passed away a few years back.
“Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.”
I also added in caption. “What’s this bond between us? Covalent? Ionic? Only the heart can tell us our compatibility.”
Layer – covalent and ionic bonding. One is complete transfer, while the other is sharing electrons. Can this be an analogy for feelings?
“Are you the Eiffel Tower? Because Eiffel for you every time I see you.”
I added in caption – “Are you French (or French-Canadian)? Because Eiffel for you”. While it is a funny line, it was influenced by the movie “Under the Eiffel Tower“.
“Last Z maybe a game, but I won’t play with your heart!” “There’s a reason why I get 0.2 secs on digs.”
So it’s obvious.. don’t play with someone’s love like a game.
The 2nd bubble was meant to indicate “falling in love fast”. But some people interpreted as fast love/finish quickly. lol. Doesn’t help that I put “seconds as secs”.
Another friend said she thought it mean fast fingers for specific foreplay. LOL.
But remember the premise of this joke, I wont play with your heart. That is about love.
“Let’s turn that friendzone into the endzone and let love score a win.”
Sometimes I get a tiny bit of affection from my in game crush and but I am really far away LOL.
Layer – Seahawks won the Superbowl (I’m from Seattle) and I played some football (but who hasn’t).
“You make my heart flutter.”
While it is a joke, fluttering is an arrhythmia (such as A Flutter). I also said the EKG lead placement is wrong. Check that disclaimer.
Layer – I work in cardiology and I love reading EKGs and interpreting arrhythmias.
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